Do you ever feel like the luckiest person in the world? I opened my websites email for the first time yesterday and discovered that I could help pay off a sizeable portion of the US national debt. I was flattered and honoured that so many rich businessmen and high-ranking politicians thought so highly of me that they wanted to give me their money. I obviously have a trustworthy face!

From reading these letters I learnt that some of these millionaires have very tragic stories, which makes them turn to strangers for help. Still, most people are unwilling to give a hand. Every day people are turning down millions of dollars from these desperate people, which means that the global economy can’t be as bad as the media is saying.

So if anyone is interested in becoming a millionaire be sure to email me and I can forward you their details. I’m sure they’ll be happy to hear from you. As for me, I’m going to head out and enjoy the Jakarta nightlife.